I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Bring me that man meat
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
