So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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