Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I party with great urgency now.
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