So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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