Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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