He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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