brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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