My first STD was from a foam party
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I believe in your delicious
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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