I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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