I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize