I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm at about main and main street
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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