There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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