that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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