I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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