glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Small penises have feelings too.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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