Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
He passed out mid-signature
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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