i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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