I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
third nipple confirmed
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
