I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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