this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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