Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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