belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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