Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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