i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
