just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
