just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
