Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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