i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
How's work?
Spinning.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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