you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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