Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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