jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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