we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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