In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
dude i'm inner monologue high
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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