so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I looked at my own cervix.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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