So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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