I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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