she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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