Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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