I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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