They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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