Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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