I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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