why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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