At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
i think i just lost a toe
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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