No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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