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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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