BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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