The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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