gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
