Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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