I think I just saw someone hide a body.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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