So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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