That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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