Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
no you cant smoke seaweed
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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