Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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